What's the matter? - It's just a splinter.īetter let me take a look at that finger for you. Oh, reproductive rights! No, row versus wade, the best way to cross a stream. Listen, Simone, why don't you come by the school on Monday we're debating Roe v. Simone, where you want me to go with this? How about over there somewhere, like, say, Cleveland? Tell me to go to Cleveland, mushroom head. How are you doing? I'm Will and this is my cousin, Carlton.Ĭarlton can't help you, he's on the debate team.
Yo, what's up, baby? Hurry up, write your number down before I don't want it no more. Sorry about that, man, you know, you have to excuse my cousin you know, he's an idiot.Ĭarlton, can you please relax, man? Okay, I won't say another word. What, Carlton? Yo, my brother, when the going gets tough, the tough gets going. You know, Clair would never talk to Cliff like that. You know, as you're proving, right, but What, Carlton? Vivian, where were you yesterday? Shooting baskets with Michael Jordon. Henri tried something new, do you like it? Will, what do you think? Will! Well, actually, Aunt Viv, you got a kind of a Don King Kris Kross, Bride of Frankenthing going. Well, you went yesterday, sweetheart that's why we couldn't have lunch together. Vivian, don't you think you're being just a wee bit erratic this morning? Absolutely not. I've worn it around the house every weekend for years. Why not? It's my around-the-house shirt. Well, what is it? - You're wearing that shirt. Is it something that I did, or something that I didn't do or Oh, my God. Vivian, what the hell is the matter with you? You've been avoiding me ever since I got home yesterday.
They're going to be mushy and lovey-dovey all day. " "And, look, there's the pet store where we bought little Carlton. "And this is the little park where we walked little Hilary. We're meeting Reverend Williams and the church group in half an hour.Įxcuse me? You said you'd come down to the old neighborhood with us.īoy, Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv sure are hyped up about going down to their old neighborhood.īrother, I can just hear them now: "Look, kids, this is where we lived when we first got married. I want you to go upstairs and change your clothes. Sister Mary Margaret drives a Porsche? Man, they must got it going on down at the convent, huh? Hilary, what were you doing out all night? I wasn't out all night, I just got up early to go to mass. Why don't you come in? Don't be silly, they won't be up for hours. Will, we're going to go down and help rebuild the old neighborhood and I don't want any attitude from you. I think it's time for somebody to straighten him out. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I ain't having it. Hey, look, all I'm saying is, just 'cause he own the crib and pay all the bills and everything, he think he can tell us what to do. M? Now I'll never know how that dream ends. What's with Dad, anyway, waking us up at 6:00 a. Why aren't you doing your homework? - No, see, I was just How many times have I told you not to eat on the couch? And while we're on the subject It's kind of fly, right? Don't you wish you lived on TV? Must be what it sounds like to wake up in Little Richard's crib. Shabba! - Will, get your feet off the furniture.